Taylor Bradford was a student and a defensive lineman at the University of Memphis. Last night (Sunday) Taylor Bradford was shot to death in his own car by a bullet to the chest. There hasn’t been any arrests yet but the University of Memphis has been on lock down and all classes have been cancelled.
Taylor Bradford went out to get something form his car, the reports say, but has never returned so his friends went looking for him only to find him dead with the bullet wounds. It appears as if Taylor Bradford tried to drive himself to the hospital after being shot, but crashed into a nearby tree before he was found and taken to a nearby Regional Medical Center in Memphis where he eventually died. It looks like his death wasn’t random, but rather a targetted attack against him personally, aka murder.
Taylor Bradford died at the age of 21. His friends and family nicke named him “Booger”.
Joey Barton… had to look him up cause I’ve never heard the name. But I live in Canada (happy birthday, Canada, BTW), I didn’t even know there was UEFA football championship going on past few days. What we call “soccer” is not big here across the pond at all, so name Joey Barton didn’t sound any bells. He can fight though, but he seems to be too prone to violence and his assault, in which he violently attacks a guy, was recoded by CCTV cameras and we got that video.
This is not the first time Joey Barton, the Newcastle football player has assaulted someone. He’s been suspended for four month for his violent assault of a Manchester City team-mate at the trainig grounds, and is currently serving a six month jail term after another violent assault in Liverpool city centre last year on Christmas. Joey Barton… what a loser. But he sure can fight.
CCTV video of the assault by McDonald’s restaurant is below.
Pro footballer Matt Jones of the Jacksonville Jaguars was caught in his car early this morning, cutting up his cocaine as if it was nothing.
“Jaguar” Matt Jones, 25 was partying in his former college town of Fayetteville this morning and was found by police at 12:40am using his credit card to cut up some cocaine with two buddies, whilst he casually held a straw full of the substance behind his ear like a cigarette. He was ordered to get out of his “gangster” Toyota SUV, but kept one arm in the window causing one police man to almost open fire.
After a search of the car, police discovered a bag chocked with cocaine and a jar with some kind of left over drug residue.
Matt Jones has been officially arrested on cocaine charges although there may have been marijuana present in the vehicle at the time. He two buddies Benjamin Cook, 26, and Jared Hicks, 25 were arrested with misdemeanor possession charges.
The Jaguars owner had nothing of “substance” to say, but looked visually embarrassed. Hey at least it wasn’t steroids, right?
Sondra Fortunato is the winner of internationally prestigious super title of Miss Football and a big fan of New York Giants. If we were talking about a guy, I’d imagine a complete loser driving a truck with plastic testicules hanging off his bumper, but we’re talking about a chick. This type of combo on a chick would kill my hard on even if I haven’t watched on line porn for two weeks (I could never last that long). Mind you, the likes of Sondra Fortunato likely have a dick.
Sondra Fortunato surely picked the right football team to cheer for – giants. Kind of matches the size of her boobs. Fucking gross. Back problems, anyone? Aside from her “Giant” tits, Sondra Fortunato is known among other fans of NY Giants for her skimpy outfits she wears when she goes to see a game of her team. Wait – are women equally retarded to go to a football game? WTF?
Sondra Fortunato attended another mother fucking boring football game (I know this statemnent is painfully obvious as there’s no such thing as exciting football game) last Sunday and Giant Stadium officials were not impressed. Obviously, all their brains have already shifted into those giant plastic testicules hung off their trucks. Sondra Fortunato was escorted from the stadium so lame prudes (anyone in any way associated with football is definitely lame and obviously also a prude) don’t have to watch her giant tits. Fuckers – that shit was the only exciting thing at the stadium. Or are they trying to imply that they’d actually watch the game? Nobody watches that boring shit, do they?
Sondra Fortunato thinks that some other bitch got jealous and reported her to the prudes who actually silently jacked off to her grossly oversized milk bags in changing rooms. Sondra was wearing Santa outfit, a tiara and fishnets over a bikini bottoms with high heels on her stinky feet. Some other skank who didn’t have tits big enough got offended and told the security Sondra’s outfit was offensive for kids who attended the game?
WTF, parents already use football games as punishments for naughty kids? Fuck, if my parents forced me to watch that shit, I’d think twice about stealing my dad’s Playboys anymore. I’d actually start studying for school and cleaning bathroom just so I don’t have to suffer through that football bullshit. I wonder what Sondra Fortunato does every day that her folks still punish her by making her attend football games. Fucking painful…
Some video of Sondra Fortunato shaking her tits at the game is below. Seriously, is that what Miss Football looks like?
Yeah, bitches got married. Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen have been bumping genitals like there’s no tomorrow and yesterday they sealed the deal and joined their genital juices exchange in holy matrimony.
That basically seals the deal with me and Gisele Bundchen. I’m no longer jacking off to that ho. Anyone who spreads their pussy for a dick of a football player is hands down dumb. I mean comon – sex with a football player is likely as exciting as football itself. Gisele was probably using sex with Tom Brady as nap time: “Hey dear, can come fuck me, I could use a little nap”!
According to reports, Brazilian supermodel Gisele Bundchen and New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady got married at the St. Monica Catholic Church in Santa Monica, less than a mile from beach in a small and intimate ceremony on Thursday. Neither Tom Brady nor Gisele Bundchen had been married before. This is their first time. You can call them marriage virgins. Or n00bs if you rather. Gratz!
Have you ever wondered what rich people eat and drink when they enter poshy establishments in metropolitan cities? Well, now you can find out. Pictured above is the copy of the bill Russian billionaire and the owner of Chelsea Football Club – Roman Abramovich paid during his stop at Nelly’s in New York.
The $47,000 bill Roman Abramovich picked up covered food and drink for himself and five friends. Most of the items are not that bad, just with upscale establishment prices ($27 for a capuccino), the bil grew into tens of thousands of dollars with bottles of expensive wines. Roman Abramovich won’t drink just about any wine, he must have La Tache Romanee Conti, a wine that costs $5000 per bottle. To keep the mood going, the party got additional two bottles of Chateau Petrus, another expensive wine that costs $5k per bottle and then there are also two bottles of Crystal Rose Magnum which are just as expensive. Must have been nice being a waiter who got Roman Abramovich and his people to serve to. 20% gratuity ended up being over $7000.
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Question – are you a miserable, pathetic loser incapable of performing in bed? To find out for sure, ask yourself the following: “Have I watched SuperBowl yesterday?” If you answered yes, then you are without a grain of doubt a miserable, pathetic loser incapable of performing in bed. You likely have flat feet and small penis but drive a large truck to make up for it. SuperBowl is the biggest gathering of human waste on the planet, but that’s not the point. I wanted to talk about the Tim Tebow SuperBowl Ad.
It looks as though the Tim Tebow SuperBowl Ad was meant to serve as an anti-abortion campaign but all it did was make pathetic losers described above go “Wha?” Pam Tebow, mother of Tim Tebow talks about how she kept her son and how she loves him and then Tim Tebow appears and hugs her and tells her he loves her too and it all gets so gay you don’t even know anymore which way the North is. The ad is puzzling and so is this post about it. I stumbled upon the video of it on YouTube and had no idea what it was meant to achieve and it got me confused to a point that I don’t even know what I’m writing.
Obviously, I’m using the term “football” loosely as that’s not what this oddly shaped ball is. It’s a hangegg which is what this ridiculous sport should also be called. Or if you don’t want to get all creative and shite, then just call it “boring”.
In the video below we see the character associated with handegg by the name of Brett Favre. It’s a video from some pre-game practise in which the handegg comes flying towards Brett Favre and hits him square in the nuts. This would be not so interesting a video if it weren’t for an incident from earlier this year, in which Brett Favre made the news for sexting the photo of his nut sack to Jenn Sterger – some truly nasty looking ho with fake tits who gained faux internet notoriety for being a Florida State Cowgirl.
Jenn Sterger later joined New York Jets (I almost left the originally typed Jest, cause surely they must be joking for playing this joke game) where Brett Favre played as a quarterback. That’s when the incident with testicule sexting occurred. Many claim that the nut shot Brett Favre took during the practise is a karma coming back at him for sexting his nuts to Jenn Sterger, but let’s be real… a fake titted ho who spends time promenading herself at football games doesn’t know any better. She probably has a lower back tattoo which every stupid handegg player already jizzed on.
Mirko Vucinic, captain of Montenegro scored the only game in Euro 2012 qualifying match versus Switzerland and got so ecstatic about it, he instantly took his shorts off to celebrate it.
Mirko Vucinic’s memorable goal propelled Montenegro to the top spot of Group G so the reason for excessive shorts-off celebration was well deserved. Chief Referee awarded Mirko Vucinic a yellow card for his bizarre extravaganza, though. Check out the video of this awesomeness above.
Brazil – single most dangerous country in the world is set to host the 2014 FIFA World Cup. It’s going to be a blood bath. To see the true face of Brazil, one must take a look at reality websites. Mainstream media provide skewed perception of this murderous nation so to see the truth, go to a gore site and search for Brazil.
It’s not surprising that the logo accompanying the Brazil’s FIFA World Cup looks like facepalm. Obviously, FIFA people were as clueless about real Brazil and how violent and dangerous it is as your average jock. Unaware of real dangers, they approved the world cup in that cut throat country and now the world is set to watch the blood flow. Facepalm in the logo of the world cup is a sign of things to come.
